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Things that
make you go hmmm...
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
Is it OK to use
the a.m. radio after noon?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license
of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle before lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why
is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why
are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where
smoking is prohibited?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If
you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on
the keypads of drive-up ATM's?
Why is that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport
something by ship it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If a synchronized
swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
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