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Actual Instruction Labels

ACTUAL INSTRUCTION LABELS FROM AROUND THE WORLD...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)


On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(Let's not go there...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:  (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!  You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure???  Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(or pets!  What's for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(have a lobotomy)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)

MORE GIGGLES

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