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Medical Definitions

MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery - The Study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria

Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Bowel - A letter like A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood near Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
Cat Scan - What dogs do when they enter your yard
Cauterize - Made eye contact with the nurse
Colic - A Sheep Dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Congenital - Friendly

D&C - Where Washington is located
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
GI Series - Baseball between teams of soldiers
Grippe - A Suitcase
Hangnail - A coat hook
Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Pelvis - Cousin to Elvis
Protein - In favor of young people
Rectum - Darn near killed him
Seizure - A Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Sick at the airport
Tumor - An extra pair
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together

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