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Sayings for the Office

These are great for the office...

I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

This is not Burger King.
You don't get it your way.
You take it my way,
Or you don't get
the damn thing.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.

Someday you'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Which way did they go?
How fast were they going?
How many of them were there?
I must find them!
I am their LEADER!

I don't have an attitude problem.
You have a perception problem.

If you don't have time
to do it right,
How will you find time
to do it over?

On the keyboard of life,
always keep one finger on the escape key.

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