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Travel Terms Deciphered

Old world charm
No bath

Tropical
Rainy

Majestic setting
A long way from town

Options galore
Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway
Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms
Already occupied

Explore on your own
Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts
They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees
No extras

Nominal fee
Outrageous charge

Standard
Sub-standard

Deluxe
Standard

Superior
One free shower cap

All the amenities
Two free shower caps

Plush
Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes
Occasional gale-force winds

Light and airy
No air conditioning

Picturesque
Theme park nearby

Open bar
Free ice cubes

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