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The
lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician,
who breathed and cried immediately.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The skin was moist
and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
Between
you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until
his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
The patient was prepped and raped in the usual manner.
Examination reveals a well-developed male laying in
bed with his family in no distress.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled
around the room.
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day
care three times a week.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
Both
breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
She is numb from her toes down.
Exam of genitalia
was completely negative except for the right foot.
While in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent
home.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
The patient
suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
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