that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Leakproof Seals -- will.
Self Starters -- will not.
Parts -- won't.
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
Where you stand on an issue depends on where
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
You will always find something in the last place you
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
You will remember that you
forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.
The race is not always to the swift nor the
battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of
No matter how long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale cheaper.
other line always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
$300.00 picture tube will protect a 10-cent fuse by blowing first.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
The repairman will
never have seen a model quite like yours before.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.