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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunks Get Nine Month In Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse To Work After Death

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

War Dims Hope For Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Couple Slain; People Suspect Homicide

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Study Group

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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