Old
world charm No bath
Tropical Rainy
Majestic
setting A long way from town
Options galore Nothing
is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway Impossible
to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms Already occupied
Explore
on your own Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts They've
flown in an airplane before
No extra fees No extras
Nominal
fee Outrageous charge
Standard Sub-standard
Deluxe Standard
Superior One
free shower cap
All the amenities Two free shower caps
Plush Top
and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes Occasional gale-force winds
Light and
airy No air conditioning
Picturesque Theme park
nearby
Open bar Free ice cubes
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