get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Does fuzzy logic
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
I believe five out of four
people have trouble with fractions.
I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
If a tin whistle is
made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do people without a watch look at their
wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already
know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
When two airplanes almost collide why do
they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Tell a man that there are
400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why is lemon
juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we put suits in a garment
bag and put garments in a suitcase?