Laura's Laughter Pages

These Will Make You Think
Actual Instruction Labels
Random Thoughts
Escape From Cleveland
Dog Cross-Breeds
Murphy's Laws
One Liners
Travel Terms Deciphered
Theme Park
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Bruce the Answer Man on Health
Medical Definitions
Actual Hospital Charts
Actual Travel Agents' Tales
For the Office
8 Simple Rules
Fun at Walmart!
Lawyer Goofs and Gaffes
Signs of the Times
Kidney Stoned
Bumper Snickers
Household Hints
Teen-Ready House Test
Miscellaneous Giggles!
Actual Instruction Labels

from around the world...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(Let's not go there...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(or pets! What's for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(have a lobotomy)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)

Random Thoughts

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