Old world charm ~No
bath
Tropical ~Rainy
Majestic setting ~A long way from town
Options galore ~Nothing is
included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway ~Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms ~Already
occupied
Explore on your own ~Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts ~They've flown in an airplane
before
No extra fees ~No extras
Nominal fee ~Outrageous charge
Standard ~Sub-standard
Deluxe ~Standard
Superior ~One free shower cap
All the amenities ~Two free shower caps
Plush ~Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes ~Occasional gale-force winds
Light and airy ~No
air conditioning
Picturesque ~Theme park nearby
Open bar ~Free ice cubes
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