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Planning a vacation? Maybe these can help. (Or not.)

Old world charm
~No bath


Majestic setting
~A long way from town

Options galore
~Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway
~Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms
~Already occupied

Explore on your own
~Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts
~They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees
~No extras

Nominal fee
~Outrageous charge



~One free shower cap

All the amenities
~Two free shower caps

~Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes
~Occasional gale-force winds

Light and airy
~No air conditioning

~Theme park nearby

Open bar
~Free ice cubes

Theme Park

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