It was opening night at the Orpheum and The "Amazing Claude"
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage
hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of this audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off of its polished surface! Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SHIT!" said the hypnotist.
It took 3 weeks to clean up the theater.
